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Post  Highplains Drifter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:25 pm

Learn something every day. I have worn carpenter jeans for work for years and being right handed I like the plier pouch on the right leg since that is my main tool. I just got some FR (fire retardant) Riggs and Wrangler decided to place the hammer loop on the right side. They are making right and left handed carpenter jeans and I would almost bet none of the retailers even know this when they are ordering them. I just want to give everyone a heads up, cause now my tools are backwards for me….Sad(((((
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Post  hotwiretamer on Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:39 pm

Highplains Drifter wrote:Learn something every day. I have worn carpenter jeans for work for years and being right handed I like the plier pouch on the right leg since that is my main tool. I just got some FR (fire retardant) Riggs and Wrangler decided to place the hammer loop on the right side. They are making right and left handed carpenter jeans and I would almost bet none of the retailers even know this when they are ordering them. I just want to give everyone a heads up, cause now my tools are backwards for me….Sad(((((

Rumor has it your tool has been backwards for many, many years!! queen laughing
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Post  Highplains Drifter on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:20 pm

hotwiretamer wrote:
Rumor has it your tool has been backwards for many, many years!! queen laughing

THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

ITS FUNCTIONING IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IT IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE
AT THE OTHER.

IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY, WHITE
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE
OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.




WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS.........

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........








..........TOOTHBRUSH.........

What were you thinking?

You PERVERT!
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Post  hotwiretamer on Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:03 pm

Nicely Done! way cool
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Post  rcdallas on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:32 pm

yous naaaaaaasty Evil or Very Mad

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Post  MI-Lineman on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:54 pm

What's a "tooth brush?"
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